6 Things You Can Do To Drive Your Man Insane! T.Rowe Petty Style!

Ladies, have you ever been so upset with a guy that you wanted to desperately do something crazy to him? You ever lie in bed at night and watch him sleep while thinking of 101 ways to kill him and not get caught? What stops you from just going “SNAPPED” on that nigga? Maybe it’s because he’s slightly crazier that YOU. lol

Now, I’m all about scandal, so rest assured I’ve been involved with guys I wish I could dump in the Ohio river, but I’m really not bout that life! Sometimes, it’s not the drastic approach that gets under a man’s skin. The smallest things can eventually drive a man crazy if you are patient! Below I’ve compiled a list of 6 Things You Can Do To Drive Your Man Insane! Haha! If these don’t get his attention, then you live with a rock and you should probably just move on. LOL Enjoy!

1. Empty out his toiletries one at a time. Now, this is SUPER petty..but hey…that’s what this blog is for! LOL. I myself have done this and it is sure to get a guys attention. Ha! One time when I was spending multiple nights at my guys house, I began to slowly empty his toothpaste, mouthwashes and body washes little by little down the drain! One day he even asked me, “Tiff, how much toothpaste do you use on your toothbrush?” I smugly showed him the pea sized amount that “dentist recommend” and smiled. He was so confused! LOL…after a while he started mumbling about how his body wash was running out so quickly, and I innocently assured him that I used my own. This was slowly driving him NUTS!
2. If you have a TRUE nigga, he wears white tees at some point during his day. ANYTIME you get a chance to hug him with a FULL face of make-up…DO IT! Ruin that tee! I know guys get PISSED when I mess up shirts with make-up! My reply is always, “Oops! I forgot! Sorry.” Hahahaha! I’ve put many a white tee to rest in my day! If you have a white boy or guy that doesn’t necessarily wear white tees… polo’s stain easily and any other bright colored garment! Do it! LOL. And guys can’t get mad. You were only trying to show affection!
3. SING! Maybe it’s just the guys I’ve talked to, but in my experience, if you CANNOT sing…the LAST thing your guy wants you doing is belting out songs like your auditioning for Sunday’s Best! ESPECIALLY a good song! Go for a good classic and MURDER that joint! He’ll be looking at you like 0_o STFU! But don’t mind him…sing till your heart’s content! It will KILL him inside! Lol
4. INVADE HIS PERSONAL SPACE! Now, I’m not of the canine persuasion, but I can almost bet having your space invaded will piss any man off! If he leaves you alone in his room…put on a pair of his socks. Lol…not just ANY socks…. Get the polo or Jordan socks! Haha. When he see’s you in them he will be PISSED! Now, whether he voices his opinion about it is a different story. You can also do other things like “get comfortable” and put on his boxers, t-shirts, or use his BRUSH! Hey…I have never seen a nigga go from man to bitch faster than finding a long ass hair in his brush! Their voice goes all high pitched and they scream, “Aye! You been using my brush?” hahahaha! Funniest shit ever. USE HIS BRUSH! Especially if you have weave that sheds…use the FUCK OUTTA HIS BRUSH!
5. Try to gossip with him! Guys don’t give 2 fucks about our petty friend fights, co-workers, or school. They just don’t! if your guy says he does, he should be boycotting Chic-fil-A. -_- The best time to try and gossip with your guy is when he is playing video games or any other hobby that turns his mind into mush. Sit down and say, “OMG, I have to tell you what happened today!” If he’s a good guy, he’ll try to entertain you, but it’s going to KILL him that he’s not 100% focused on killing zombies, or whatever other fuckery these guys do on that God Forsaken X-box. If he loses while he’s “listening” to you…YOU’VE JUST EARNED MAJOR POINTS!
6. This tip is one of my ALL TIME favorites. BUT…it’s not for everybody. This is reserved for couples that have a little time on the books. Lol. Every time your guy goes to take a shower…develop the urgency to take a shit! I can swear on a stack of Martin Season 1-4 DVD’s that this will drive every man crazy! NOBODY likes to be washing themselves in the SAME vicinity that someone is taking a shit. It’s just not right. Its immoral .It’s sinful! DO IT! Haha! I even take it an EXTRA step and peek into the shower curtain while I’m shitting and say, “Hey babe..” I Guarantee he will SPAZZ the hell out! This is a GREAT way to annoy your guy! It works like a charm!

Now ladies, if you try ALL of these annoying tips and your man doesn’t head butt you like Chad did Evelyn, then Honey…you need to marry that Nigguh! *Uncle Ruckus Voice* At some point, your guy should break down and flip the hell out on you. And once he’s done that, you can just smile and know that your hard work has paid off. Guys get on our DAMN nerves all day long, and I’m guess we get on their nerves too, but with THIS list, you will definitely succeed! No if, ands, or buts! Now, if you get dumped in the process of getting under your man’s skin, hell…my bad! Haha.  You can’t sue me cuz I aint got shit! So there! If you’ve done any petty things to your man to drive him crazy share! Thanks for reading! Love you all!

T. Rowe